Waggy Barkday Mummy!
Waddyamean you don't want a bone to celebrate? May I have one instead then please?
Apparently the hunan way to celebrate a Barkday is to go on a 5 mile workywalkies into town and back, then to help fellow boaters, then a lazy afternoon on the towpath doing lot of that weird crowshaving thing, loads of yacketying and hanging damp flappy things on a strange stringy tree thing. Then an evening of even more yacketying and drinking of seriously stinky pale brown water.
A big crazy freerun, a swim, a big juicy carrot and a big bone would have been much more appropriate. I really could have helped in those celebrations.......
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