I need to file a report ....... to the pooch police......
Mummy is a right old cruel..... wicked...... meaniemeaniebum!
I took Daddy on a long walkies this morning to the mouth-drips shop. He got me the biggest bone ever! Meaniebum Mummy has shut it away in the white chillycupboard!! I can't get at it! HOOOOOOWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL!
She says I have a bad enough case of bone bum today, so I have to wait a couple of days before I get to munch any more! How cruel is that??
I have registered my protest; I sat down and got a strange little tickle of the botty. Then the air turned a bit niffy so I walked away and left Mummy to steep in it!
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