Eewwww! It's a bit niffy around here!
I have to keep moving away. Mum says it is because of all the bread. I have no idea what she is talking about. I cleansed the entire towpath of bread yestrerday. There is no bread now. I even demolished a carelessly abandoned bacon baguette. There really is NO bread that could be causing this awful smell!
Phweeep! Awww! Tickly botty! Ugh! There's that stink again!