'Oi! Buggalugs. Quit hoovering. Mind on your job please!'
Oh...but...MuUUuum...How can I quit hoovering and concentrate on anything else but the feast of white squidgy yumminess that is scattered everywhere on the towpath? It is all going to waste....the quacking featherballs and honking featherballs and hissing white featherballs are all ignoring it and there is just sooooooo much of it!
Waddyamean 'It's not for Oakleys'? It is on the ground and within my reach so therefore it is mine ... all mine!
Ooh! meanie meanie Mummy!
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