We're home again!
It's been a long day - starting with a looooong walk on harness taking Mum to find a little Tesco. I think she got the directions wrong but I think it was fine. It meant a longer walk! That can only be good - not wrong at all! We walked along several streets before Mum asked someone for directions. we then found the shop, got something called 'spuds', then set off to head back to Granny's. It seems we took the 'scenic' route! we ended up walking through a kind of park with a huge roaring bubble in it, attached to lots of leads holding it to the ground. Then we turned right and walked up a loooong steep hill and up to the clifftop park area and so finally to Granny's. It was a good outing.
After we had been back for a while, the dingdong sounded and a nice lady came to visit. She had a whole load of markysheets that Dad and Granny both had to use markysticks on. I didnt care much for all that boring stuff, but I did enjoy a nice fuss!
Mum did a load of choppy-stirry-sizzly-bubbly stuff in Granny's kitchen. Then of course I had to endure starvation while the humans enjoyed the yummies.
the rest of the afternoon was a quiet snooze for me while Mum and dad were occupied with doing various jobs for Granny. That was until Mum had packed everything up in bags, and Dad was doing some last bits of granny stuff. Then I persuaded Mum that I really needed to take her out! It worked and we set off for a walk and freerun in the Clifftop park. that was great! I met a little black dog with a puched up face and curly tail. he was a right grumpybum! I ran over to him, super glad to find a friend to play with and all he did was snuffle and growl at me! Humph! I did find a Husky called Mia a bit later, to have a good game of chase with though! She was fun!
I also found a couple of lovely humans who were glad to fuss me. they were all sad and needed my love because their 5 year old Rottie had died on the same day that my Grandpa died.
While Mum was yipping with these people, I snuck in a bit of a play with a group of mini-ish humans. they were great fun and I enjoyed romping about with them but Mum yelled at me when I joined in with their game of football! Apparently players are not allowed to use teeth to move the ball around the pitch! Oooops!
Follow the antics of a qualified (slightly delinquent) Guide Dog - the only one who lives a nomadic life on the canals!
Thursday, 10 September 2015
Tuesday, 8 September 2015
Fusses and walkies!
I think Granny must have forgiven me - she gave me the huuuuugest carrot this afternoon! Yummyscrummy!
Today I've taken Mum for a nice long walk on harness around a big block, including back via the clifftop park where she released me for a little freerun! Then we all got into the car to take Granny shopping again. Nobody was nasty this time in Asda! In fact, I managed to sneak a couple of nice fusses while waiting for Granny to choose her shopping! I also did my duty and hoovered a few spilt morsels from the floor in the greengrocery areas.
Next came a human yummies place, so a lie-down under the table for me. I did manage to clear up the tiny green balls that Mum dropped! She is sooooo messy! (Thankfully! Heehee!)
After that we went to a shop full of wheelieseats and other contraptions. Granny got a wheelieframe thing to help her walk about without wobbling so much! (More proof that 4 paws is superior - dogs don't wobble!). I got nice fusses from the nice man who helped Granny choose her wheelieframe.
Then it was off to a hotel for cups of that hot brown icky water these humans like so much. More fusses for me from Granny's friends who were there! That was rounded off nicely with another harness walk with Mum back, the long way, to Granny's flat. That was when I got the carrot-and-a-half! I lovely treat!
I helped Dad's tea to go down by taking him for a nice leisurely walk this evening.
So, all in all, a pretty good day!
Monday, 7 September 2015
Car Rides
Short walk. Long car ride. Bournemouth. Granny's flat. Another car ride (only a short one). A meeting in a little room with a nice lady. A greeting with her spaniel afterwards. Another short car ride. Human yummies. Another short car ride. Shops. Another car ride. Granny's flat. I think you've probably got the picture by now......basically, a very sedate day......until I got to take Dad for a long walkies this evening! That's better!
At least, it was better .... until Granny grassed me up! She went and told Mum that I was warming her bed up for her. Mum was not impressed! I'm now on the floor....... Huff!
Friday, 4 September 2015
Old Friends!
3 miles walked guiding Mum, 5 locks worked, 2 swing bridges swung and then ........ Visitors! Yayyyyyy! Old friends from Worthing: Nicky, James and Reece. Reece used to be one of the few minihumans I liked. He isn't mini anymore! He's still great fun though! He fed me carrot trimmings, played a great game of tug (my teddy dog is now only three legged!), and then, when we went off to the park area, he played a superb game of chase, and he was good at using my ball launcher!
Thursday, 3 September 2015
Poo
No beasties up my nose today! Mum did find my poo slightly amusing though! She said something about yellow studs.....something to do with the sweetcorn I hoovered last night....... It doesn't take much to amuse Mum sometimes!
Apart from that, it has been a fairly normal and pretty sedate day: 2.8 miles walked with Mum, 3 locks worked and just 2 swingbridges. This was nicely rounded off by taking Dad for a walk to a pub! It seems we are planning some more events to link in with the leftover bit of MegaWalk......I shall tell more when I find out!
Apart from that, it has been a fairly normal and pretty sedate day: 2.8 miles walked with Mum, 3 locks worked and just 2 swingbridges. This was nicely rounded off by taking Dad for a walk to a pub! It seems we are planning some more events to link in with the leftover bit of MegaWalk......I shall tell more when I find out!
Wednesday, 2 September 2015
Bumbag
Mum called it a beetle. I called it a shnozzle-tickler!
I was working well (Mum said so!). I was making sure she proved it on a regular basis by reminding her that I needed edible assurances from her bumbag! We were walking along the towpath, with Dad driving the boat along behind us. It was quite a narrow path with lots of trees and beastiebushes either side. I spotted a little shiny critter scuttling around on the ground in front of me. I stopped to investigate. Mum likes it when I point out things like this to her because she seldom spots them herself. It was all black and shiny with way too any legs! Well.....when I say legs.....I think they were legs....they were kind of little tiny twigs sticking out of its sides! It was skittering around all over the place - very fast. When I got close enough to investigate properly, it scurried up my nose! It didn't half tickle! Then it made my nose explode! I never saw the critter again! Mum just stood there and laughed at me .... lots! Huff!
Apart from that, it has been a good day. We had to walk past a VERY noisy rumbly thing on a bridge. Mum says it was called a jennyrater or something and that it wouldn't hurt me. I didn't give it the chance to even try! I snuck around the other side of Mum's legs for safety! We survived and continued on our way. We walked about 3 miles, worked 6 locks and held up the traffic at 5 swingbridges and one big lifty-up-roadbridge! I got to play with a few doggy pals at various points too - mainly while waiting for locks to do their stuff.....well....I have to while away the boring bits somehow don't I?!!
Tuesday, 1 September 2015
Party Time!
Today started very unusually, but fun! There were lots of humans all gathered around the broken lock gate, including some apparently important workymen. I gather they were trying to assess the damage and find out how to mend it. All the extra people gathered were there to watch and find out the verdict. Me? I couldn't care less why the humans were all there! What mattered waaaaaayyyyyy more was the gathering of doggy pals to play with! There was Woody, the rescued Sprocker, Chloe, a 4-month-old very bouncy Sprocker puppy, a gobby Border-Collie who kept rounding us all up, and a little Border Terror all there for the duration (a couple of those human hour things apparently). Also passing by during that time, and joining in the fun as they passed were a scruffy lurcher, three Labradors of various ages, sizes and colours, a Staffie, a Husky, a pair of whippets, a couple of Heinzes, and a boxer. It was a paaaaaartyyyy!
After that I guided Mum on a good walk along the towpath for about two-and-a-half miles, working three locks as we went. dad drove the boat - backwards for the first half mile!
This evening, after mooring up, I took Dad for a walk while Mum whiskersticked and stroked the floor. We got back way past my dinner time! I don't know how I survived! I was starved for nearly an hour! Whimper!
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